Have you ever watched the Office?  Here is a smell that was inspired by the infamous show.
 
"Schrute Farms, Guten Tag! How can I help you? Yes, we have availability on those nights. How many in your party? Oh, no. I'm sorry. No king beds. No queen either. Well, we make our own mattresses that don't conform to the traditional sizes."
 
This warm fruity candle is perfect for a weekend getaway (even if it's not the weekend). Warm apple slices paired with ground cinnamon and nutmeg.
 
Made using all natural soy wax, wood wick, no dyes
 
40+ hour burn time, 8 ounces